I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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