Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
