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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  you're drinking in the law library????

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  ...not a bad idea....

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  probably not a good idea either.

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• (619): View more from California

  I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?

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• (772): View more from Florida

  she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.

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• (818): View more from California

  Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.

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• (818): View more from California

  You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.

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