I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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