"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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