Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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