last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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