brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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