She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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