We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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