So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
i out mim tonsoeep
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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