Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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