I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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