I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
it's like heaven, but drunker
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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