I like my sex mixed with concussions.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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