I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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