It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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