Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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