I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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