My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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