What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
