Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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