Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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