So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Randomize
