sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
