kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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