Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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