oh god the rape fog is back!
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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