Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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