Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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