So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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