I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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