Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
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we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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