She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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