no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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