margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
