But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
You coming home soon, man?
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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