Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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