I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I need water and some morals
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Randomize
