Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'd cum for enchiladas.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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