yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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