Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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