dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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