Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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