they need to just BURY HIM!
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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