he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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