Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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