So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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