Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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