He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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