There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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