im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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