And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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