We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
This baby is an asshole
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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