I wish my penis had an off switch
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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