This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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