The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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